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muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane 

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire 

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

a huge fucking joke 

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.

A complete fucking idiot 

Exactly as the name suggests. This person is so incredibly stupid, that he has no understanding of anything whatsoever, therefore making this person nothing else but a waste of oxygen.
Hey, do you like John?
-No, he is a complete fucking idiot.

You look like a million fuckable dollars! 

Honey how do i look in this dress?
You look like a million fuckable dollars!

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE 

What you say when a weird cat is outside
*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”