asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022
Get the puppy melonmug. “When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)
by big man my man May 2, 2024
Get the Snow Puppymug. An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
Get the The forbidden balloon puppymug. by OchakoUraraka November 20, 2021
Get the Banana Nutella Puppymug. When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017
Get the a jealous puppymug. The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.
by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020
Get the Scud Puppymug. When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
Get the Spins you like a puppy’s bowtiemug.