Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.

Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.

by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 20, 2022

greed monster

To be greedy; extremely greedy

"She's a greed monster! She took all my food"

by Clemison September 27, 2017

Sauce Monster

Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.

Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.

by Deekmeister March 11, 2011

chonk monster

Its not a bad thing to be called a chonk monster,its actually a complement

omg u are SUCH a chonk monster gurl

by Jax.17@ June 29, 2021

The Perc Monster

When you take multiple Percocets and you get super booted up to the point where you look passed out. The common joke among people who pop Percocets is you start seeing the Perc Monster when you get that way.

The perc 30 slapping him, the perc monster got him.

by Big Daddy Rikka December 2, 2019

Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 11, 2015