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Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
by Troy C. June 11, 2006
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pocket killers

In Texas Hold'em the two hole (or faced down) cards are aces. When a Texas Hold'em player is dealt a pair of aces.
I thought my pair of kings were boss until joey had pocket killers,

did you see that shit!!! i had a straight and that mother fucker had pocket killers for a full house!!!
by lordwilmyre April 23, 2010
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Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!
Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.
by DaBirdman December 10, 2009
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pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.
Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.
by n8ryde April 1, 2011
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