Stick Wars

A comic written and illustrated by John Mitchell and Scott Longshore about three main characters:
*Steve-A smart ass, drama king from hell
*The Chosen One-A stupid, yet funny cliche' of characters in other stories, that are considered "chosen".
*Black guy-A stick man who is the same color as everyone else but has "soul" and an NWA attitude, he likes to shoot all of their enemies and more often, innocent bystanders.

These three characters help make the stupidest comic an extremely fun to read work of art.
Stick wars has a host of guests including; Jonny Applesead, Conan O'brien, Joel Goddard, Scott Longshore, John Mitchell, and many more!!!!!!!!
by kingjohncutty January 27, 2006
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war on terrorism

Evil v.s. Evil.
America v.s. Arabs, Mulslims, anyone wearing a turban, anyone with a long beard and all brown skinned people.
by jpj June 11, 2004
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civil war

When A country is divided by issues and it causes conflict between two camps.

Such As the British civil war, Parliment Vs. Royalty.

Or the French Civil War, where they introduced the use of the gullitine.

America is not the only country to have had a CIVIL war.
"Im learning about the Civil War in History"

"Oh, Gee, i know all about that, are you confused about the Missouri Compromise, i sure know i was"

". . . Red Roses, White Roses, Oliver Cromwell?"

"Silly, there wasn't any roses in The Civil War"

". . ."
by idonthaveaname October 01, 2006
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war penis

When two men are fucking a girl in her ass and her vagina. The two penises constantly hit each other. Eventually one penis will go inside the other eloping them together. Then in order for the penises to come out, they need to be surgically removed.
" Want to go war penis my sister," said John
by Dr.LongShlong12344321 May 10, 2016
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war story

Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.
Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....

Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
by subotai August 19, 2010
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War hero

An individual who has participated in a dangerous conflict and committed an act of bravery, such as assaulting a building, extinguishing a fire on a bombed ship or bringing a wounded soldier to safety while being in the open.

An individual who has either saved a life, taken a life or completed a significant military objective to advance the war theater while being in the line of duty, or as a civilian.

Opposite to War Veteran, as unlike them they actually did something credible.
Jack lifted his Sergeant while under suppressive fire and brought the wounded soldier to safety, thereby saving a life. He is a true war hero.
by Revolutionize July 19, 2015
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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
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