fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces

Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge

by Free dude June 9, 2016

Backdoor fudge

The southern way of sayin shit

Hey i gotta go to the bathroom cause i gotta make some backdoor fudge

by Lilsavsav July 4, 2021

FUDGE

A better and more appropriate word for the f word. Also, it is funny to use.

What the FUDGE was that noise?!

by NoImDarkshadow February 22, 2021

Fudge party

Similar in fashion of a cheese fountain but it's fudge instead

I just left my wife's friends fudge party. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to have a second one.

by Snackpakatak69 July 21, 2022