wife-zoned

In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.

Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"

woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."

Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"

by mpwd August 24, 2012

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012

auric zoned

When she doesn't want the d or be your friend

Johnny: Damn she said she thinks of me as a friend but hasn't talked to me in ages
Me: Damn nigga, you've been auric zoned

by Xadasdasa January 22, 2015

Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"

Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "

by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016

girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.

Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned

by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018

Client zoned

To be client zoned is when someone who was thought of as a friend politely rejects another's interest in a friendly relationship by maintaining the formality of business etiquette.

I thought of the contractor we hired for our project as a friend, but when I invited them to coffee they clearly had client zoned me based on their reply that they don't meet with clients outside the office and would prefer to stick to e-mail for work communication.

by DrMeuser July 7, 2018