Zambo

The best person who ever existed on RuneScape

Person1: "Wow, I just seen Zambo.."
Person2: "OMG! Can you please ask him to add me, hes so great!!"

by Sey9000 September 26, 2010

zamboozie

whoever can't fucking turn you on; loser; obligation ; just fake it

Zamboozies are often stick-like men with stick-like instruments

by Stephanie SH Kanthadai August 27, 2008

zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.

"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"

by Doc October 24, 2004

zamboni

A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison.

This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation.

For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.

After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni.

I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick.

The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over.

Zamboni, teabag! You guys are such butts!

by mad dizzle February 14, 2006

Zambo'd

The Act of being highly intoxicated or on some type of drug. Being so fucked up that you can barely walk, see or talk or can't do any of the above at all.

I'm so Zambo'd I couldn't walk the past 2 days.

by Daddy Yankee May 30, 2006

Zamboochee

A big ol' ass

You should have seen the zamboochee on that hoe!!

by CPBJ2010 July 23, 2010

Zamboner

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner

I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner

by K Jensen March 11, 2015