When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
Get the Zamboni Finish mug.A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
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I'm zomboiding, Leave me alone.
by Vozath December 24, 2022
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Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
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Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023
Get the zamboni mug.Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
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