While engaged in sexual congress from the piercing tiger position, the gentleman extricates his member before climax and expectorates on the woman's posterior. Upon believing his work to be done, she turns around, at which point he ejaculates into her eyes, causing her to stagger around like a zombie, a la George A. Romero.
Upon arriving at the emergency room, Sally was quite embarassed to explain that her torn ligament resulted from being on the receiving end of the Zombie and then tripping over a footstool.
by Icy Mike February 07, 2005
The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.
Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"
by Ninja13 February 23, 2008
by Akvavit December 12, 2008
Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006
by Zombie May 31, 2003
Somebody who's got their head up their ass, or just doesn't give a shit. Generally used in the work place.
I'm a zombie.
by Zombie December 08, 2003
Frankie was a very nice guy, social and polite, but since he tried some shot of cocaine, he slowly became like a mindless Zombie
by Pinball Wiz April 21, 2009