A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."
by CandiiLadyy October 4, 2012
Get the Pretty zippermug. An erotic game, the process of which will be left up to the imagination. A reference to the novel Brave New World.
Above these again were the playrooms where, the weather having turned to rain, nine hundred older children were amusing themselves with bricks and clay modelling, hunt-the-zipper, and erotic play.
by ALevelEnglishStudent April 8, 2011
Get the hunt-the-zippermug. When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
Get the zipper problemmug. Derogatory term for a homosexual person, the metaphor being of course about anal sex, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). Can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)
First example :
Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.
Second example :
Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)
Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.
Second example :
Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)
by Klisstoriss April 16, 2012
Get the rearside zippermug. When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
by zipsondeck February 14, 2022
Get the Zipper Dickmug. by cornychips June 4, 2021
Get the bung-zippermug. Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)
Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)
by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013
Get the Zipper Elvesmug.