zander

zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3

ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to

by thatonegirlryleigh February 7, 2022

Zander

Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

Zandering

The act of a man whipping his penis out and using it as a weapon by spinning it around in circles like a helicopter rotary.

Whoa Rob! Please put your penis away! You might kill someone if you keep Zandering out in public!

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans April 29, 2024

Zander

A guy that will never fail to make you laugh.Gives off BDE(big dick energy)and will get you’re mom pregnant in minutes.He will take you’re younger brothers V-card and still leave everyone with a smile.Most of them like chicken nuggets and tight pussy.Also like sport and fucking teachers.Theyre favorite things to do are hanging with they’re homies and watching porn.

Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person

Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”

Jessica-Wow,Zander looks so strong.Do you know if he goes to the gym

Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active

Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?

Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander

by Johannes wicki’s cat November 22, 2021

Zander

Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.

Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander

by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023

Zander Gardner

Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills

Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!

by Yusin bumm March 1, 2022