When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 16, 2023
A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.
"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"
by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024
A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
by ottertots_ November 12, 2020
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?
Head Santa - Well you would!
Head Santa - Well you would!
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
by AntiOof December 01, 2021
by Spock* October 27, 2024
A reference to a song by Parliament-Funkadelic leader George Clinton. Which in turn was referenced in the 1997 children's film Good Burger. Sometimes the phrase is mistaken to be a sexual reference, but it is not. It instead references combo meals at fast food restaurants. The phrase is a male asking a woman to go on a date. So instead of just being a solo shake, a reference to feminine hips, he's asking as a hearty spud himself if they can be a combo. Due to the joke's fast food theme, it implies that the male is asking to take her out to lunch.
Dude: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.
by EssexYSexon April 12, 2024