yo momma

the ultimate joke

yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

Yo Momma

A joke that’s been used for decades. This can be offensive to some people while just plain humor to others. This can be used in multiple instances. Like “yo momma so fat the scale say “To be continued”. These jokes are used to insult one’s mother.

“What you doing?” Said boy1. “YO MOMMA” said boy2

by The realest ofthemall July 7, 2025

Yo momma

Lol

Yo momma is gay

by Mobibik January 13, 2020

Yo Momma

Very super stupid jokes that are created and managed by the idiots of the world.

Man: You mama so stupid...
Girl: LIKE YOU?
Man: No...Yo Momma jokes are great

by theweirddefinitons October 8, 2017

grab yo momma

"Grab yo momma" is used mostly in Charlotte NC as the term's meaning is get ready or prepare for what's to come in the streets as the enemies start to apply pressure

"You better grab yo momma"

by Pradalitt November 20, 2023

yo mommas pizza

“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.

friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?

by milkdrinker24 April 2, 2022

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020