yo mama

The standard response when somebody says something that could be offensive to their mama. The total number of comebacks to a yo mama joke are two, "that's what she said" and "of course she would." If someone came up with more than two, then the universe would explode cause yo mama so fat.

The Following is an actual conversation, the names have been changed to protect and serve yo mama.

LCF: nigga
Do: nigga's eating
LCF: i c
LCF: eating what
Do: u set urself up for this
Do: ...
Do: yo mama
Do: aka steak tenderloin with mashed potatoes and koolaid
Do: oooooo yyyyyyyyeaaaa!!!
LCF: that wuz good
LCF: u have mad skills

by donutey May 16, 2006

yo mama

yo mama bitch

by anguel October 23, 2003

yo mama

a commonly used phrase used to demean ones mom.

your mother looks good in leather

by ganj0r November 30, 2003

yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

Yo Mama

Your mother; used when one usually wants to insult you in the highest manner

I slept with yo mama last night. Your dad also wanted some, but IUNAFUKNKILLSOMPEOPLE was a homo, so he did your dad instead.

by Miggy12 December 23, 2003

yo mama

a yo mama joke dat aint fuuny

Yo mama so stupid she dong know the recipie for ice!

by Yo daddy March 15, 2003

yo mama

An individual (99.7% female) who is fantastically obese, unintelligable, or unappealing to one's vision. This individual may be large/stupid enough to believe that a Video Cassette Recorder (VCR) is a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she thoughtsic a quarterback was a refund.

by dolla dolla May 30, 2004