Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

Whole nine yards

The actual origin of the phrase "the whole nine yards" originates from late 19th century explosive mining methods, where a "whole nine yards" of safety fuse would be used(The maximum length that could be reliably used without burning out before igniting the dynamite) in the case of a huge detonation, hence longer fuses give you more time to get the fuck out of there.

Miner 1: How much did you plant???
Miner 2: The whole nine yards
*second impact*

by DarkRPAdmin August 6, 2019

yardstick

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"

Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK

by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008

Yardsale

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.

"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"

by Brewheister February 12, 2010

yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

yardage

1. A really hot guy. (or girl i guess)
2. Cool; Awesome; Rad; Sweet; Hot; Ect.
3. A hot body.

1. "Look at that nice yardage passing by"
2. "Those shoes you got are so yardage."
3. "Damn, look at that yardage!"

by hxcrocker May 10, 2007

yardazz

yardazz is an awesome guy to be around and is so fit he is extremely sporty and non of the girls can ressist him he is genraly is just the guy to be around.

yardazz went to the shop and pulled all the girls there

by yradz February 25, 2011