Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.
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guy 2: you should write for leno.
guy 2: you should write for leno.
by kailman / The 7hunder December 8, 2010
Get the you should write for leno mug.An ailment common with writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one has so many ideas for a story that their brain shuts down in an effort to cope, usually resulting in a splitting headache and a craving for chocolate,potato chips, or some other unhealthy snack.
Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.
Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"
Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"
by WritingisgoodfortheSoul August 17, 2009
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"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
by Niall Brady February 9, 2003
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by Katy December 25, 2003
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by Dikembe Mutumbo March 11, 2005
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