Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
by Rikstir August 30, 2023

Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera?
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."
Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."
Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023

by dochollywood February 22, 2018

A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
by 1/8 woke March 12, 2017

A leftist amalgam of cult like faux outrage over perceived and imagined affronts to their personal belief of morality. Normally at odds with their own members of cult like beliefs. The ideologies are ever moving and the cancel culture is used to enforced their beliefs.
Since Joe Rogan stated he would vote for Trump over Biden those with the woke mob are trying to get him cancelled.
by Stick a thumb in it. March 16, 2023

Having a high level of spiritual enlightenment. Seeing the truth with your minds eye, allowing you to reach higher consciousness.
He has no ego, he isn't concerned with material things or petty issues, he is of the universe, he is woke as fuck
by jilegal February 8, 2017

Shorthand for woke ideology. Woke ideology refers to a form of liberal orthodoxy which generally holds the belief that society thus far can largely be summarized as an oppressive hierarchy where identifiable groups can be categorized as either "oppressor groups" or "victim groups", and this binary system must be rectified either through collective retribution or enforced outcome ( a type of affirmative action) to bring about "equity", which in this ideology refers to artificially elevating the "victim group" and artificially relegating the "oppressor group". This artificial elevation can be brought about by inflating the representation of the victim group in media, careers, or finances at the expense of qualified members of the oppressor group, as well as financial exploitation against the oppressor group through either price discrimination or imposing reparations onto them in the name of "equity".
Friend 1: Yo man, I heard that woke movie called Bros failed miserably at the box office.
Friend 2: You know what they say, go woke and you go broke.
Friend 2: You know what they say, go woke and you go broke.
by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023
