Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

by OptiPrime February 12, 2007

Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone February 20, 2016

DDRsteal-a-dew

Noun: An event where someone makes a visit to the home of a freind/relative/acquaintence for a short videogame session, and then use that as an excuse to steal a canned beverage from the fridge of said friend/relative/acquaintance.
Etymology: derived from the words "DDR"(Dance Dance Revolution: a popular rhythm/music game developed by KONAMI) "steal"(the act of maliciously taking something that does not belong to you) and "Dew"(shortened variation of Mountain Dew, a Pepsi product)

Noun: "Mabye I'll stop by for a round of ddrsteal-a-dew before I leave town"

by marty_ozone September 08, 2005

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 12, 2005

Dew Jacked

When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.

Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew

Jim: oh you just got dew jacked

by SodaAddict619 March 03, 2010

dew shine

A deadly mixture of Mountain Dew and racing fuel. It just killed two teens in Tennessee. If you're here to learn about it, you just learned not to drink it.

Dude A: Hey guys, let's try some dew shine, I heard it gets you mad fucked up.

Dude B: Sure man, let's bring a couple coffins to lie in afterward too! I heard it gets you even more fucked up!

Dude C: I need friends who are less likely to get me killed.

by LifeSavr January 28, 2016