Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Wolly Whomp

To beat the shit out of somebody! To jokingly mess with your spouse!

Steve Wolly Whomped Hayle for not knowing the definition of Wolly Whomp!

by Stackin.Steve December 10, 2021

nigga whomp

When you get gang-raped by many black humans.

Did you hear that Tracy got nigga whomped? Sad stuff

by timanaku December 26, 2018

Wario Whomp

to jump up and absolutely destroy someone's body with your booty. it can also be used as a synonym for SHWAMP

I got mad at my brother so i Wario Whomped his ass

by CHICKEN NIGLETTES June 01, 2017

Ass whomp

Landing on , smashing , or crushing someone with your ass , butt , or booty

I am going to ass whomp you so hard you will be flat.

by G.Daddy November 03, 2015

Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho February 20, 2011

Wally Whomp

When a male smacks a female in the face with his penis.

"Oh yeah dude, I SO wally whomped that hoe!!! I even knocked a tooth out and gave her a fat lip!"

by Megan Langley November 11, 2008