whatev

a stupid shortened version of the word 'whatever' used by roberto.

Kim: She is so much fun!
Roberto: ya, whatev

by Random1 September 8, 2008

It's whatever

Do whatever, whenever you want.

John: "Wanna go smoke a J?"
Bob: "It's Whatever"

Bill: "It cool if I grab a beer from the frig?"
Jane: "It's Whatever"

by Wkw September 11, 2006

whatever

a word you use when you have no other comeback to say to someone who just dissed you big time. same with shut up.

are we siamese twins?" "no" "then y r u always next to me?" "whatever!

by justinsgurlie January 8, 2011

whatev~

A term used soley when talking to girls who pop out of chocolate bars...

Most commonly preceeded by a "psssh..."

Most commonly ended with a "~ (which indicates the movement of the head and general emotion associated with the word)"

"Why so blue panda bear?"

"Pshh... whatev~"

by T-r3v/bag$ June 1, 2006

whatev

A very masculine and inherently awesome way to express indifference.

Majewski: Someone made up this word before you
Ascalon: Whatev

by Ascalon March 24, 2005

whatever

the best comeback of all time

person 1: you're such a moron
person 2: whatever

by Szy April 28, 2006

whatev

A variant of "whatever," a term made popular during the 90's valley girl craze. "Whatev" serves as the same purpose as "whatever", to verbally disregard a rejected statement or action, except the shorter version almost mocks the longer as it is usually associated with bubble-gum yuppies. Generally accompanied with a flopping wrist movement and/or a raised eyebrow.

Snob- So, Tommy just asked me to Prom.
Girl- Wait, really?
Snob- Yeah. Guess you can kiss your perfect date with him good-bye, because he chose me, bitch.
Girl- Ugh. Whatev!

by Lily of the Valley December 28, 2005