Ascalon's definitions

whatev

A very masculine and inherently awesome way to express indifference.

Majewski: Someone made up this word before you
Ascalon: Whatev

by Ascalon March 24, 2005

drow

1. A greeting used by Jon to indicate awesomeness or happiness.
2. A term of agreement. Some may think its just word backwards, but it is much more. People who use the phrase are among the 1337est human beings alive. Especially its creator, Jonathan.

Smu: Let's go see a movie
Brian: There's nothing good out
Nick: You're both retarded
Jon: drow

by Ascalon December 28, 2005