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Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
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welly

term used by gordon ramsay whenever he wanted you to show him your welly
SHOW ME YOUR WELLY!
by rotund1227 September 7, 2025
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Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.
Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!
by Dave 999 September 17, 2020
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Welly

To declare, Welly is a name, not a type of boots. Absolutely THE most amazing human being that you could find throughout the whole universe.
They have a great sense of humor. Welly is not only handsome, intelligent but also the most considerate and talented guy that ever exist. He is sometimes toxic, often boast himself. But hey they are so affable and talkative that you will like to share your secret with them. So don’t forget to find yourself a Welly if u also want to be awesome.
Me: Welly, just admit that there is something that you aren’t good at.
Welly: What? The only thing that I’m not good at is modesty. Because I’m great at it.
by Washing dishes Washington November 21, 2021
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Welly B

Welly B is a nickname for the drug Wellbutrin (bupropion), which is an antidepressant that is also used to treat various other mental health conditions
Doc put me on that welly b, now I've been enjoying life
by supercoolandawesomejen August 11, 2025
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Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.
"Welly well well, look who's back!"
by XeroineTheHeroin June 19, 2023
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Welly

A two faced pathological liar who thinks he's smarter than most people so perpetuates the lie thinking he won't be caught out.
"Steve claimed he played at LIve Aid in 1985 for The Style Council but I think he was being a Welly because when I saw the footage online he was nowhere to be seen"
by Captain Um Bongo September 4, 2019
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