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Welfare Warriors 

When everyday addicts try to be a dealer on Cheque Day but fail every time, usually only lasting few days.
I'll let the welfare warriors take all the heat downtown tonight.
Welfare Warriors by BenBuck September 25, 2019

Welfare Dog Breeder 

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.
That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

welfare trash 

A white lazy American on welfare and food stamps. They are usually overweight because they watch TV all day. They use their EBT cards to buy frozen pizzas, Mountain Dew and Little Debbie cakes. They are known to reside in trailer parks
That bitch is welfare trash. She just sits in her trailer all day smoking cigarettes and drinking Mountain Dew!

Welfare Republican 

a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.

Welfare witch 

1) A woman who has decided never to work so she remains perpetually pregnant or with small children, usually all by different fathers. Usually lives off the system or sometimes a guy she 'caught' by getting pregnant.

2) Low class woman with no goals.
"You hear that Stephanie is pregnant again?"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"
Welfare witch by Lady Lynx May 11, 2014

Welfare Porsche 

An old, battered, worthless car that had previously been a flashy, expensive status symbol when it was new. These are driven by poor people who falsely believe that ownership, even if impractical, continues to be an outward sign of success and status.
He thought he looked cool when he drove up in his welfare Porsche -- a rusty1977 Chevy Camaro with a blown head gasket.
Welfare Porsche by blametaker April 14, 2013