Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."
Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."
Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."
by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018
Get the dick welfaremug. A white lazy American on welfare and food stamps. They are usually overweight because they watch TV all day. They use their EBT cards to buy frozen pizzas, Mountain Dew and Little Debbie cakes. They are known to reside in trailer parks
That bitch is welfare trash. She just sits in her trailer all day smoking cigarettes and drinking Mountain Dew!
by BruhManFifFlo June 3, 2018
Get the welfare trashmug. example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots
2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit
1:WIT my welfare nigga
2: thats some modern welfare rite there
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots
2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit
1:WIT my welfare nigga
2: thats some modern welfare rite there
by Harib Al'Sac January 29, 2010
Get the Modern Welfaremug. Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.
He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.
by MetalGuru March 10, 2009
Get the Birthday Welfaremug. a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.
by Sir Ludes McCracken March 1, 2011
Get the Welfare Republicanmug. 1) A woman who has decided never to work so she remains perpetually pregnant or with small children, usually all by different fathers. Usually lives off the system or sometimes a guy she 'caught' by getting pregnant.
2) Low class woman with no goals.
2) Low class woman with no goals.
"You hear that Stephanie is pregnant again?"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"
by Lady Lynx May 11, 2014
Get the Welfare witchmug. An old, battered, worthless car that had previously been a flashy, expensive status symbol when it was new. These are driven by poor people who falsely believe that ownership, even if impractical, continues to be an outward sign of success and status.
He thought he looked cool when he drove up in his welfare Porsche -- a rusty1977 Chevy Camaro with a blown head gasket.
by blametaker April 14, 2013
Get the Welfare Porschemug.