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waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.
"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008
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pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
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wastemagnet

Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves
Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"
by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008
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wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.
Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.
by FudgieK March 1, 2014
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boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011
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Municipal Waste

AWESOME crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia. Their music is pure fucking win. Fast, heavy, intense. Makes you wanna drink, party and mosh all night long. They are known for their energetic live shows, often incorporating props such as boogie boards. If you haven't heard much of this band, do so now! I suggest their latest release 'The art of partying', you wont regret it!
"He's goint to the concert!
He's full of thrashing rage!
He's going to rip his face off and throw it at the stage!

HEADBANGER! FACE RIP!"

(Municipal Waste - Headbanger face rip)
by BowDownToTheThrasher October 2, 2008
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name waster

a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .
Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it

tom: :cry: what a name waster
by name waster August 3, 2008
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