Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.

I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

Wasabi Butt

Spicy Hot Booty!

Did you see that wasabi butt? Caliente!

by WaSaBi August 25, 2014

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Wasabi power (brawl stars)

It’s a time limited power during the season 38 of brawl stars and it has some cool manga about kenji’s lore

Yo dude I just got the Wasabi power (brawl stars)

by ANFIELD23 April 30, 2025

Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022

Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024