Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021

Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022

Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

Wasabi power (brawl stars)

It’s a time limited power during the season 38 of brawl stars and it has some cool manga about kenji’s lore

Yo dude I just got the Wasabi power (brawl stars)

by ANFIELD23 April 30, 2025

Wasabi facial

When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.

My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.

Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025