North Wales

A lovely town located in Southeastern Pennsylvania. When North Wales comes to mind, one might think of Roots and People. Known for its big mawfuckin' castle playground cause that shit is mammoth.

Right next to Parkside is the Parkside Place courts where competitive summer league goes down. The league is called Upper Gwynedd.

mawfucks eat at Tony's Pizza (not a chain)

North Wales aka N-Dubb

Stevenson: I'm heading back home to North Wales for the weekend.
Johnman: Ah, isn't that where one might find Roots and People?
Stevenson: That is correct!

by Bassfisher45 May 18, 2010

walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

Walmart

a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.

walmart is ghey

by Toolbox November 2, 2003

Walmart Creature

A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.

I nearly got run over by one of those Walmart Creatures, Alex. Dammit.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

walmart

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself

by HockeyUSA27 December 28, 2005

walamizin

when one acts or feels high and or drunk but has taken no drugs and or has not drank any alcohol. Is often felt late at night when with other people and is unordinarily hyper and giddy.

Man last night me and Tom were walamizin like some stuff, we were laughing at everything...

by Heather S October 27, 2005

walmart situation

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008