Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause September 6, 2016

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Go waddle into some ice

Used as a way to let out your frustration without swearing.

Also a fun way to Express anger

Can be used as a great comeback aswell.

"You think you're so cool"
" Go waddle into some ice"
"I-"
"Ye that's right. I said go waddle into some ice"

by Yours truly whatever it is August 6, 2020