by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022
by Que Pasta July 12, 2017
To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 02, 2018
by big dead February 15, 2019
If you know one, you’re lucky. There’s literally less than 20, they all know each other, and you’d be lucky to be in that family. Oh, and it also means “of the day.”
by urbandicdoc January 19, 2022
by aeb312 October 27, 2020
A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.
by Vonbrock November 25, 2013