vag volcano

A vag volcano is when a woman squirts out of their vagina during an orgasm. Only 13% of the female population are able to squirt. It is called a vag volcano referring to the liquid shooting out of the vagina, which simulates lava shooting out of a volcano

"When I was fucking that girl she had a vag volcano and the liquid got all over me!"

by MMHvagvolcano April 15, 2009

volcano'd

getting stuck in Europe because of the ash clouds from the Eyjafjallajökull volcano eruption.

Dude, we got volcano'd for over nine thousand weeks in Charles de Gaulle. It blew like Brigitte Bardot.

by mister marshroom April 19, 2010

Anal Volcano

While having anal sex, the guy cums in your ass. The girl then procedes to fart it back on the guy.

Man last night Trish gave me an Anal Volcano!

by jsimm89 March 11, 2007

Volcano

a girl queefs while on her period, causing a bloody eruption

Dang! Candace, your vag is like a volcano!

by ilikeeruptions June 6, 2009

Volcano Sex

Having sex with a woman during her period. It tends to be very messy and bloody

"Dude, last night I had volcano sex."

"Oh, how bloody was it?"
"Let's just say I was cleaning up all night."

by MikeMikeMikeMike May 25, 2012

Steamy Volcano

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)

I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.

by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection June 23, 2007

Cunt Volcano

The bitch is inverted with legs akimbo. Her cunt is then hammered for all its worth before a fucking large quantity of man batter is dumped therein said gaping hole. 100 grammes of bicarbonate of soda is then spooned into her messy sticky love socket before the male retreats to the couch grabs a beer and waits. The resulting chemical reaction causes an eruption of massive proportions with foam and batter and all sorts spewing out of the gaping chasm!

James had just finished destroying Cynthia's love socket with gusto when he ordered Cynth to remain in her inverted position. James then fed a large quantity of bicarbonate of soda into her stinky spam purse before making a swift retreat. The resulting eruption reminded him of his childhood experience when stuck on Mount St Helens as the cunt volcano burst forth with noise and sticky matter that ran like magma down the Valley of the Brown Death!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007