The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
by Dan Boerger October 17, 2007
Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
by sir esteban July 03, 2012
Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 21, 2022
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.
by Gollum May 25, 2006
Jeremy fucked me anal so hard last night that I had an Atomic Volcano; now my esophagus is really sore.
by Upinyourmommy December 08, 2010