ukrainian love cradle

A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.

Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.

Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.

Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...

by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009

Ukrainian Freeway

The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.

Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.

Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"

by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014

Ukrainian handshake

The act of lifting someone up in the air by a finger inserted into their anus

Dang, I had my first Ukrainian handshake last night and now my butthole smarts a little.

by tomsawyer March 31, 2018

Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki

Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki is a person who doesn't have a microphone and is almost certainly twelve and basically a weeb of Ukrainian and Russian culture and is clearly on a lower standard, and plane then the masculine benaiahs of the world

dont be such a Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki, buy a microphone.

by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 5, 2019

Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022