Ass Twix

When a twix bar gets lodged up your ass. And when you get a colonoscopy or a colonic, the doctor would be proud of you.

Damn, that ass twix is fine!

by Vakotus December 5, 2016

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

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twix consumer: ok
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by Defractal December 3, 2023

Twix

Two Somalis wrapped in foil

What do you call two Somalis wrapped in foil, a Twix

by pirate djbooti June 11, 2023

Cheeky twix

Sexual term.
It descibes the action of a female inserting a single finger (any) in a man's anus, for at least two plalanx deep.

I was surprised Mary gave Kevin a Cheeky Twix when they got home, it was their first date.

by AppleSpyYou July 28, 2021

Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.

“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite”

by TheAguirres November 7, 2018

Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022