Shea Butter Twitter

A subsection of black twitter. Shea Butter Twitter typically consists of users who get online and intentionally misinterpret and over analyze everything to start unnecessary discourse. A lot of them love to tweet out hot topic phrases such as “Protect Black Women”, but don’t actually mean it due to them only wanting to protect the certain black women.

Subtle reminder: Do NOT say Protect Black Women if you don’t mean ALL BLACK WOMEN.

Some of shea butter twitter’s users favorite activities is sharing hypocritical think pieces.

Most shea butter twitter users will claim to support someone and use their name for engagements on their accounts, when in actuality, they wouldn’t care less for the individual any other time. Most, if not all, shea butter twitter users are fake woke. They particularly do not care about the situations they rant and rave about on the internet. If it makes them look good, they tend to “care” for a bit, then move on to the next thing. If it makes them look good, they’re on it.

Oh there goes Shea Butter Twitter again, acting like they support someone when they really don’t.

by I Tell The Whole Real Truth November 17, 2022

Twitterea

To post a large amount of consecutive tweets.

Did you check out Merlin Mann's twitterea yesterday? I can't believe he only lost a hand full of followers.

by auniverseaway August 26, 2008

twitterfatigue

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.

I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.

by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide

Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

by Funky World January 5, 2016

twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.

So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

Log twister

When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel

Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak

by negrazzzz January 22, 2009

Twat Twister

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.

im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!

by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010