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Tumblr

It's a Virus !!! don't JOIN.
Girl from Facebook: Hey, what's a tumbler?
Girl #2: * Oh, you mean Tumblr ? It's a virus, I tried joining and it crashed my computer. Don't join for your sake.
by tinyiddy125 March 1, 2011
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Tumblr

A site that a teenager joins to express themselves or whatever, which turns out to be a cult joined by half our generation. Symptoms of long exposure to Tumblr may include: loss of old personality, twisted and harmful social views, speaking only in sentences read from Tumblr posts, trans extremist beliefs, insomnia and identifying as a polyromantic trisexual furrykin.
Person 1: So, this is the female reproductive system--
Person 2: THAT'S TRANSMISOGYNIST YOU CIS SCUM
Person 1: Oh, I'm guessing you have a Tumblr.
by iKnowWhATaFwysheIs May 10, 2015
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Tumblr

The single largest congregation of faggots on the internet.
"Hey man, I went on Tumblr for the first time today!"
"I had no idea how much of a faggot you are"
by Mr. Brevik April 7, 2013
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Tumblr

Probably the best and easiest to use blogging platform, but it is riddled with errors and hipsters.
Guy: Whoa check out this awesome picture I took. I wonder how I could share it with the world!
Girl: You should join Tumblr. It's pretty easy and fast.

2 weeks later

Guy: AW I TOTEZ GOTTA REBLOG THIS HIPSTER PICTURE OF A NEBULA WITH SONG LYRICS ON IT!!! AW NO I GOT AN ERROR SCREW YOU TUMBLR
by overuoveru December 6, 2010
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Tumblr

A toxic website full of whiny, offended people who have nothing better to do other than angrily ranting about how oppressed they are. Beware of the SJW According to Tumblr, if you're white, cis or straight you're immediately a terrible human being.
Person 1; Omg, have you ever heard of Tumblr?

Person 2: From what I've heard, it's a hellsite
by hisakuu November 5, 2017
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Tumblr

A treacherous social media site belonging to everyone who is not acceptable on other platforms. The Tumblr site itself is too chaotic and intimidating for most people to process, even if they think our shitposts are very funny. They prefer to watch us and laugh at our memes from afar, in a controlled environment, like YouTube compilation videos, in subreddits (r/Tumblr), or occasionally Pinterest. It seems to be much simpler and easier to comprehend that way, without the complication and stress of having a Tumblr account of your own. The hellsite in all its raw, unfiltered rage can be overwhelming for the untrained eye.
Why do I even have a Tumblr account anymore. . . this entire site is an Internet-based flaming garbage can.
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Tumblr

A place for a bunch of little 15 year olds who try so desperately hard to be cool and "hipster" (and even openly claim they are). Pretentious people, especially the "Tumblr Famous" who are usually rude when asked questions and are probably just a 16 year old girl who knows absolutely nothing about life and still complains how much their pathetic life sucks on Tumblr. No one cares, and thats why you use Tumblr. For those who try so hard to be indie, listens to crap music, and a minor who has no real life but Tumblr.
How people are on Tumblr:
Post "Yeah my life sucks I have an eating disorder I hate everyone at my school"
Replies: "omg you're amazing i love you don't listen to anyone else!"
Post "I really want to work in the fashion world when i grow up because like im still 16 lawlz"
Replies "omg with your blog you'll totally make it!"
by Haterzgonnahatezz October 30, 2011
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