Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.

Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024

Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.

1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Tuesday

The day of reckoning, the day that every bad thing happens.

Person 1: "THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!" Person 2: Oh fuck, it's Tuesday

by Resfleks December 16, 2025

Tuesday Rock

A type of music originating in the 1990s, characterized by a heavy beat and a grungy depressing singer. Tuesday Rock is typically played on Tuesdays or days that people who are very one-minded chose the music to listen to. Common Tuesday Rock bands include STP, Faith No More, Audioslave,

Did you hear the new Tuesday Rock song, "Shmell her" by Stone Temple Pilots. Paul LOVES that song!

by Kris Korniell May 24, 2018

Tuesday Night Slayer

A legend on college campuses that is rarely seen and never identified. He goes out on tuesday nights looking for his next victim.

The man...
The myth...
The legend...

He is the Tuesday Night Slayer

A: Did you hear?
B: What?
A: Tuesday Night Slayer has struck again.
B: Poor girl...

by TNS fan club president November 6, 2010

Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday

a polite way to refer to someone as a TWAT

what a Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday!

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

by The nooner knows February 7, 2021