The man redeemed his sexual favor coupon with his woman and decided he wanted A-Travis so he went to his stash and grabbed his cocaine.
by dontWan2TacoBoutIT13 July 11, 2018
Get the A-Travismug. Travis is short for Travesty. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's hot and ballin but spends most of his time violently jerking off in his basement
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
Girl 1: ” Hey are you still going out with that dude, Travis?"
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
by Kittyliketomeow March 1, 2017
Get the Travismug. by suki gama May 18, 2006
Get the traviemug. by Dyl4NM1LLW4RD July 16, 2018
Get the Travismug. A name commonly used to describe whiney little b1tch3s who listen to 311 and have there parents buy them whatever they want, and have a perfect life but still have time to complain and cry day in and day out.
by Sean Knox July 15, 2008
Get the travismug. 