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Muddy Trampoline 

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.
We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline

squirrel jumping on a trampoline 

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

russian trampoline 

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."
russian trampoline by Rilox February 8, 2014

Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.
My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch
Spanish Trampoline by Dr. Cupcakes October 31, 2009

Bellybutton Trampoline 

When a chubby person wears a shirt that is too tight for them, and the material stretches tightly over the large recess in their stomach which leads to their bellybutton. The tightly pulled material yields a 'trampoline' effect over that area.

Tight fabric over the belly button crevice of muffin tops. bounce on that shit, yo.
That fat chick has some serious bellybutton trampoline going on with that shirt.

heart trampoline 

a movie, experience, or person that makes your heart go all flippy floppy
i wanted a heart trampoline but i didnt wanna watch a whole movie so i found the episode where they kiss for the first time and watched that instead