trampoline

Resuming stupid or dangerous behavior with little or no learning from previous experience or expert analysis.

"He stayed at home for, like, three days, then trampolined to a party and picked up this chick and took her home. She was really hot - her temperature was 104."

by TheDomWTF March 23, 2020

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

Trampoline headbutt coming at ya!

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

trampoline

code word for dildos and other sex toys among discord users

-hey man you wanna go use the trampoline?
- aw hell yeah

by egocer December 17, 2023

Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020