Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

Beef Tough

Reference to poop, shit, feces, using the bathroom (#2), farting, etc.

Watch out, I just beefed tough.
I'll be back in a minute, I have to go beef tough.

by FAQ May 2, 2007

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

tough cupcake

A delicious lovable confection that has become indestructible and strong.

"That girl is one tough cupcake."

by MishMashFox January 20, 2009

tough beans!

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”

Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”

by JMC70 July 13, 2020

tough nubs

A way to tell someone that you don’t care “who cares”

Friend 1- I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.

Friend 2- Tough nubs.

by chachacharly08 June 28, 2021