Tortilla Coffee

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.

I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

or

I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(

by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012

tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge

Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.

by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007

Angry tortilla

After a late night of drinking you go to taco bell. In the morning hangover period you shit the bed and wrap up the blankets. This then creates the tortilla.

Sadly I awoke to an angry tortilla. I could not find the oxy clean.

by Dr. Shoemaker May 15, 2010

California Tortilla

A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"

A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.

Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.

by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011

ass tortilla

I dont know what it means, but it sounds pretty funny.

That thing is an ass tortilla!

by j03 April 8, 2004

tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.

Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep

by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011

steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.

Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla

by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 6, 2008