Sloppy Toppy

A common phrase used in Texas as a greeting.

"Hello! Welcome. Can I give you a sloppy toppy on this fine morning?"

by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020

torpedo tits

Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape

Wow, that high school chick has torpedo tits!

by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Torby

A small mammal that travels through time to fight morlocks.

The other day I woke up with a torby in my pajamahs how the Torby got there I'll never know.

by Matlock January 15, 2005

Torpe

A Filipino adjective

An inability to express romantic feelings to someone due to fear of rejection

Why are you so torpe ,just ask them out

by Endlesspain July 31, 2020

Ragin' Torpedo

Masterbate until your shlong has turned a pinkish red color. Now, anally slam your partner against a wall. When she screams, release your penis from her pussy. Now, allow her to enjoy sucking your cock while reciting the ABC's.

Hey babe, will you please give me a Ragin' Torpedo?

by dbakizzle January 13, 2009

Turd Torpedo

A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.

Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!

by Pinchmeshanigans March 4, 2009