toothpaste

a substance people put on their pimples to help the pimple process

- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight

by Jane, Mary Jane! May 17, 2006

Toothpaste Remedy

The best thing to put on a bee sting

He used the Toothpaste remedy.

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets

by CUMSE March 31, 2021

Burger Toothpaste

Noun
A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody

CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"

(Note the no cavities no teeth part)

by Coralkid November 10, 2017

cheese toothpaste

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.

Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

ohio toothpaste

Tartar Sauce

We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste

by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021