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It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube 

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.
1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

Whitening Toothpaste 

Paste that whitens your teeth.
Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."
Whitening Toothpaste by Evil October 18, 2003

Chinese Toothpaste 

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.
The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

Norwegian Toothpaste 

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it
Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

Taking her toothpaste

Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.
Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?

I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!