Tom

Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.

Tom

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Tom

The MAN who gives the best hugs ever. He is also very hot.
He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.

Susan: You give good hugs! You must be a Tom.

by Ahmed Aubudaubi January 1, 2011

tom

Slang for the word tomorrow. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

What are we doing tom?

I dont know, you tell me.

by L and N Dawg November 5, 2010

tom

Cockney rhyming slang for jewellery, preferably something classy and not a sovereign ring.

Abbreviated from tomfoolery.

That's a nice bit of tom you've got there, luv!

by A total Kent December 31, 2010

Tom

Robot god. Inventor of the internet.

ZOMG Tom u made teh interwebz!!!!1!11!one!1 Buttsecks now plz??!/

by King Nick the XXVII August 14, 2007

Tom

Commonly known as a retard. Referring to the Tom in The Secret of the American Teenager. Female Toms are referred to as Tammys or Tomias. Tom is an insult, but also a lifestyle.

Jon: "Kurt, do you know what 2+2 equals?"
Kurt: "No.. that's too hard of a question!"
Jon: "Wow Kurt, you're such a Tom"

by Tom&Tammy January 25, 2010

Tom

An older man who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger woman. A male cougar. (Reference to a literal male cougar)

A tom without a kitten is like a dog without a bone.. and I just boned that kitten before Tom.

by penumbras April 7, 2010