The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
Get the Premature Squeezemug. A delicious burger restaurant in Sacramento known for their copious amounts of cheese and delicious food. Previously located in a building the size of a cracker jack box, now relocated to forgo future lawsuits and allow more customers. Famous for being on The Food Network when Guy Fieri visited.
by southdavisforlife July 5, 2010
Get the Squeeze Innmug. V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
Get the Squeezing the Cleaversmug. John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
Get the Squeezing a Muppetmug. /skwēzˌkāv/
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.
by -rm -rf January 7, 2019
Get the squeeze cavemug. When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
Get the The Squincher Squeezemug. to jerk off, masturbate
by The Bold Avenger October 6, 2015
Get the squeezing the chickenmug.