boning

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a hole of some sort (usually a vagina but can be an asshole sometime (if your gay)).

1. Mr Laporta has trouble boning the girl he met at the mall.
2. Stop boning each other.

by Gasoline Man March 30, 2005

bone

Completely lacking, as in dry or dead

My tank is bone dry.

by Piano Composer April 29, 2006

bones

The Nickname Of A Skinny Kid That Is Freakin' Awesome

How's It Going Bones

by lespaulT April 23, 2008

Bones

Two inseparable friends that love each other unconditionally. They are the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, and their personality is like no other. They can make you laugh immediately without delay. Try finding yourself a bone, might not happen though.

Oh shit the bones are going out tonight?! Now I definitely have to go.

by Jusoslexy March 01, 2023

Bones

Pounds sterling

"That just cost me twenty bones."

by PlumbJobSon August 08, 2016

Bones

When something is unsatisfactory

Dude 1: Hows the food bro
Dude 2: Man this shit bones

by TrellTheSage August 29, 2021

Bones

The things on your body that every 12-year-old breaks, or the name of a non-binary person on TikTok.

Hey, did you hear that their name is Bones?

by 678_ February 11, 2022