When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
by Julikins January 21, 2014
When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
by LouisianaLightninBolt September 12, 2019
When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
by Steven Spalldarph December 10, 2019
by Re:Milkman January 31, 2022
I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.
by Jarrodrm April 29, 2018
by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet
by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021