The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

The tiger woods by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

a tiger woods 

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

a tiger woods by Benko October 10, 2005

goin tiger woods 

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

goin tiger woods by J420C April 4, 2010

Playing like Tiger Woods 

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

Playing like Tiger Woods by Go8ball August 11, 2010

Tiger into the Woods 

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

Tiger into the Woods by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.

Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"

Tiger Woodsin by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009