thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

Trumping

Lying knowing your lie is obvious.

He told me he was a model but when I saw his teeth I knew he was trumping.

by JediMasterKarma February 5, 2017

Trumping

A long-winded self-aggrandizing statement/speech that has no basis in truth, facts or reality, presented to a friendly crowd or docile captive audience, in place of a prepared statement/speech. Such statements/speeches are usually characterized by exaggerations, half-truths or outright lies, and the hauling of insults at perceived enemies or opponents of the speaker.

Pal: Is he reading from his prepared statement?
Fun: No, he's trumping! He abandoned the prepared statement after two minutes!!

by m-fun October 30, 2019

Up-Thumbing Self

The act of up thumbing yourself on your own definition on Urban Dictionary after it was approved.

*Opens e-mail*
*Clicks on Urban Dictionary e-mail*

"Thanks for your definition of Up-Thumbing Self!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
(Link here)

Urban Dictionary"

*Clicks link*
*Thumbs self*

by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

trumping

Being a social media GOD while on your throne of brown waste removal.

I woke up and did some trumping before I went to work this morning.

by tower of power July 25, 2017

Trumping

Telling a bold face lie

Please be quiet, you are trumping right now

by Bagafood January 10, 2020

Trumping

Aggressively hitting on a woman to the point of sexually assaulting her, to wit: moving on her hard, moving on her like a bitch, grabbing her by the pussy.

Last night I got belligerently drunk and was straight up Trumping bitches!

by DeineMutteristFett October 22, 2016