by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.
Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 03, 2011
by clitcommander69 August 09, 2009
by Mammaof3 January 12, 2019
by Jaxter Pettitt May 17, 2007
For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010